Born in the wee village of Drumnadrochit, where the Loch Ness Monster was sighted, I grew up to be a fearless lad. Me mum and me pop always took me out onto the Loch Ness to see if I could spot the monster. It was a whale of a time. When I was no longer a wee lad, I moved to America and took courses at Oxford where I met me team's president-elect, Preston. He was taking criminal law and I was taking management skills, and somehow we merged to form the bloody best political team you've yet to see!